Reposted for women
“An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can't afford another women.”
2. New SIM to surprise her husband
Woman buys a new SIM card puts it in her phone and decides to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the living room.
She goes to the kitchen, calls her husband with the new number: “Hello Darling!”
The husband responds in a low tone: “Let me call you back later Honey, the dumb lady is in the kitchen.”
3. Cool message by a wife
“Dear Mother-in-law, don't teach me how to handle my children, I'm living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement.” more